Chuck Norris Facts: Food & Diet

Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chopstick.

Chuck Norris: “I eat soup with chopstick”

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils his water with his rage.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.

Once Chuck Norris order a Big Mac at Burger King. And got it.

Chuck Norris can turn a hamburger back into a cow.

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.

When Chuck Norris slices onions, onions cry.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.

Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer.

Chuck Norris tried to lose weight. But Chuck Norris never loses.

Chuck Norris can squeeze water from rocks.

The last time Chuck Norris cooked dinner, Jesus and the disciples had reservations.

That’s his pizza slicer:

Chuck Norris’s toothpick: