Anti-Chuck Norris Facts

[Bruce Lee] You want some Chuck Norris facts? Here’s one: I Kicked His Ass!

Why there are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee?
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

[Bruce Lee] Anything Chuck Norris can do, I can do better.

[Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris, here I come!

[Bruce Lee] I leave this world because there are no worthy opponent left.
[Chuck Norris] I don’t want to leave this world because I am afraid to meet Bruce Lee.

[Bruce Lee] Chuck Norris will never die because he is too scared of running into me.

Bruce Lee own a girl dog that he named Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is his bitch!

Chuck Norris killed 2 birds with 1 stone. But Bruce Lee killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee.

Monsters look under the bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet and looks under the bed in fear of Bruce Lee.

Contrary to Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee facts are actually true!

Bruce Lee is the reason why Chuck Norris has a career.

Bruce Lee is the only man who has ever kicked Chuck Norris ass and lived died.

Bruce Lee is the reason why everybody makes Chuck Norris jokes.