Chuck Norris Facts: Superheroes

Troll_Me 3 months ago (edited)
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  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

  • Hulk once got round-housed by Chuck Norris and ran to the woods. He is now known as Shrek.

  • Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws and Godzilla.

  • Chuck Norris once flushed a condom… three weeks later The Ninja Turtles were born.

  • Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled. The loser had to wear his underpants on the outside:



Thor’s Hammer
- Chuck Norris can lift Thor’s Hammer.
- Chuck Norris is worthy of lifting Thor’s Hammer, but Thor’s Hammer is not worthy of being lifted by Chuck Norris.
- “Chuck, do you have my hammer?”, Thor
- “How in the world did Chuck Norris pick up my Hammer”, Thor
- Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris’s tool shed.
- “I’m trying to find Thor so I can return his hammer”, Chuck Norris



Avengers - Infinity War (2018): Thanos
- Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were subsequently collected by Thanos and embedded into a gauntlet.
- Chuck Norris stole the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos, put it on, and killed half the universe. Then he snapped his fingers.

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